ALL I WANT IS YOU AND YOUR DICK
+ First of it's kind! You can be one of the first to surprise their friends and people you say you love with a giant dick in their face!
+ Open the card to see the 3D dick popup! 🍆
+ Literally, everyone is going to laugh so hard, and think you're hilarious! Why are you still reading when you could buy this right now?
+ Sure to PLEASE
+ We love our customers! Have confidence in buying from us - we strive to make every customer 100% happy!
♥ Our customers love our products ♥
🌟 “This card was a huge hit with my family(except for my my mom lol). I’m so happy with this purchase, it was perfect. I took a video of everyone’s reaction and my sister tweeted it and tagged @crude_cat. Thank you all so much! ” - Andy D.
D E T A I L S
FRONT: "All I want for Christmas is You..."
INSIDE: "And Your Dick!"
CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, double sided heavy cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.
A B O U T
Our cards are designed to crack your friends and family up! We know you'll love what you get from us!
S H I P P I N G
Ships fast - within 1-3 business days of ordering. Shipping upgrades available at checkout!