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You're My Dick - Pop Up Dick Card

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YOU MIGHT BE A DICK, BUT YOU'RE MY DICK

+ First of it's kind! You can be one of the first to surprise their friends and people you say you love with a giant dick in their face!

+ Open the card to see the 3D dick popup! 🍆

+ Literally, everyone is going to laugh so hard, and think you're hilarious! Why are you still reading when you could buy this right now?

+ Sure to PLEASE

+ We love our customers! Have confidence in buying from us - we strive to make every customer 100% happy!

♥ Our customers love our products ♥

🌟 “This card was a huge hit with my family(except for my my mom lol). I’m so happy with this purchase, it was perfect. I took a video of everyone’s reaction and my sister tweeted it and tagged @crude_cat. Thank you all so much! ” - Andy D.

 

D E T A I L S

CARD READS:

FRONT: "You Might Be A Dick But You're My Dick"
INSIDE: <blank with pop up dick>

CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, double sided heavy cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.

 

A B O U T

Our cards are designed to crack your friends and family up! We know you'll love what you get from us!

 

S H I P P I N G

Ships fast - within 1-3 business days of ordering. Shipping upgrades available at checkout! 


CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock. PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope. A B O U T Our cards are designed to crack your friends and family up! We know you'll love what you get from us! S H I P P I N G Ships fast - within 1-3 business days of ordering. Shipping upgrades available at checkout! Standard shipping times: Canada: Two to six business days United States: Five to ten business days Everywhere else: Six to fourteen business days **Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.** ------------------------------------- Check out our hilarious selection of large, throbbing penis cards, and other really amazing cards! Click here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrudeCat
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