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Your Present Is A Fart - Novelty Fart Bomb Card

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I left your present inside this card, it LITERALLY smells like someone took a greasy dump inside of this card.

From the outside of this card it looks like a cute little card, but once opened it releases a stinky liquid ass smell.

DISCLAIMER: This card is filled with liquid ass stinky drops inside a wax seal. This means that it can only be used ONCE so don't "try it out" before it gets to its intended recipient. You won't be able to smell the liquid ass until the card is opened.

 

D E T A I L S

CARD READS:

FRONT: "Your Present is the Fart I Left Inside This Card..."
INSIDE: "Enjoy"

CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, double sided heavy cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.

 

A B O U T

Our cards are designed to crack your friends and family up! We know you'll love what you get from us!

 

S H I P P I N G

Ships fast - within 1-3 business days of ordering. Shipping upgrades available at checkout! 


MATERIAL DETAILS: CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches PAPER: Made on quality, 12 pt cardstock. PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope. SHIPPING DETAILS: Ships within 1-3 business days of ordering and sent out using Canada Post. CANADA POST DELIVERY TIMES: Canada: Two to six business days United States: Five to ten business days International: Six to fourteen business days **Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**
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